What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

When do you start "growing old"?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why am I tired all the time?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”